A ghost that exists only to drink lemonade at 2am.
That’s just me and I don’t appreciate being called shitty thanks
(via hotboyproblems)
it is a Scientifically Proven Fact that once a group of people become friends, the tendency to make really foolish decisions skyrockets…. and from this chaos…. the Mom Friend™ rises, ready to keep everyone alive, armed with exasperation and common sense in spades
(via confirmance)
what if people got a new name every birthday
what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh
“I had my first kiss when I was Greg”
this wasn’t supposed to get notes
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
